Would you rather......

[Pulledclear]

A. Receive $100,000 in cash.

B. Receive a blowjob from any Victorias secret model of your choice everyday for a month.

C. Bludgeon Nancy Pelosi with a baseball bat and receive a full presidential pardon. ZERO jail time.

D. Squat down and blast the nastiest runniest most disgusting diarrhea shit you have ever had in Vitturds face.



Discuss..........

 

[fwinfieldjr]

It can't be A. Just take the advice of your resident millionaire tmader, and he'll make you rich.

It can't be B. That comes out to $3333 per blow job if you took the $100,000 cash. I'm assuming you can get much more than 30 blow jobs from some really hot chicks for much less.

It can't be C. Even if you're a hardcore republican, you've got to know that if you bludgeon Pelosi, another liberal woman that you hate will come up to take her place.

That only leaves one option.